Knit Fast Die Warm

“Peorth ain’t no theme park, and I can’t have you two pansies slowing me down.”

College didn’t prepare Emma for the ride of a lifetime when she and her brother follow their grandma through a portal into the magical land of Peorth. But it’s not all rainbows and glitter there — it's full of danger and intrigue. She has to keep up and get with the program or her feisty grandma might leave her behind. Emma has a tough choice to make when her boyfriend shows up to bring her back to the real world. Will she stay in Peorth and continue her adventure, or return to the land of hot showers and flushing toilets?